We've got MoviePass, we've got ClassPass, but don't we need more?
Woe are the memories before monthly subscription passes came out. Now, we can work out, watch a movie, work out again, then come home to our Book of the Month!
But it shouldn't stop there.
SEE ALSO:Let us remember how very bad presidential portraits were until the ObamasHere are 10 more passes that we want, that we need, and on which we would love to become dependent.
DogPass
Young boy playing with golden retriever dog outside in the grassCredit: Getty Images/RooM RFThis pass would allow you to pet any dog in the city without their stingy owners getting in the way. Be sure to register 45 minutes early, because these dogs are getting snatched up like hotcakes.
HelicopterPass
Credit: Getty ImagesA pass to hail a freakin' helicopter when traffic's bad, baby! It's that simple! $500 a month.
BeAJerkButDon'tFeelBadPass
Smiling Caucasian man with beard looking downCredit: Getty Images/Blend ImagesDid someone shove you on the sidewalk? Did someone call you a rude name for being in their way? With this pass, you'd have license to be a jerk back without feeling bad about it for the rest of the day.
ClassesPass
Cheerful Indian male college student shows his female friend something in a book. A male friend is sitting in the foreground. They are studying outdoors on campus on a sunny day.Credit: Getty ImagesClassPass, but for academic classes. For all the nerds, am I right?
HotDogPass
Credit: Getty Images/Westend61For $15 a month, you'd get one free hot dog per day from any establishment serving hot dogs in your town. This is what America was founded on, my guy!
SmartPass
m39, Essen, NRW, Deutschland, BusinessCredit: Getty Images/Westend61Similar to the BeAJerkButDon'tFeelBadPass, this pass would deliver one smart retort directly to your phone if someone says something rude to you. You tell 'em!
TimothéeChalametPass
BEVERLY HILLS, CA - MARCH 04: Actor Timothee Chalamet attends the 2018 Vanity Fair Oscar Party hosted by Radhika Jones at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on March 4, 2018 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Axelle/Bauer-Griffin/FilmMagic)Credit: FilmMagicEveryone loves Timothée Chalamet. That's why, for the low price of $1000 a month, this pass would grant you access to his location once per day. There are noethical issues with this. Elio, here we come!
ParkPass
Credit: Getty Images/Tetra images RFThis pass would allow you to enjoy a park of your choice every day... alone. Imagine being able to read your book in peace without 500 children playing soccer all around you.
DentistPass
A female dentist is examine an elderly female patient sitting in a dentist's chair at a dental clinic.Credit: Getty ImagesGet your teeth cleaned by a pro once a day. (This offer is only valid for freaks who like going to the dentist.)
JuryDutyPass
Credit: Getty ImagesWanna do jury duty moreoften? Sign up, do a trial a day, maybe even send your mom to jail! (This offer is only valid for freaks who like going to jury duty.)
Make some space in your wallets!
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